From The Fifth Elephant (1999)
| Inigo Skinner: | But you see, your grace, you're not here as an individual but as Ankh-Morpork. When people look at you they see the city, mhm, mhm. |
| Sam Vimes: | They do? Should I stop washing? |
| Inigo Skinner: | That is very droll, sir. But you see, sir, you and the city are one. Mhm, mhm. If you are insulted, Ankh-Morpork is insulted. If you befriend, Ankh-Morpork befriends. |
| Sam Vimes: | Really? What happens when I go to the lavatory? |
| Inigo Skinner: | That's up to you, sir. Mhm, mmph. |

